It's OBVIOUS

OMG...

YOU HAVE EYES...BUT YOU DO NOT SEE!

If you still do not see, there's no hope...lol

Intriguing....

anon...you have intrigued me with this.  At first when I got this, I didn't see where you were going.  What does DP have to do with the pregnancy rumors, but you've made me wonder.

You could be on to something.  DP's team may have gotten wind of the news and wanted to get as far away from this as possible.  She certainly doesn't want to get painted with the "homewrecker" brush now does she?  That would certainly not be the kind of pubilicity that she's been after all this time.

But the funny thing is that E! Online is still a dog with a bone on this story.  They just refuse to give it up.  They are just in love with the idea of DP and Rob, I have no idea how this infatuation of theirs got started but they are shipping them and they are shipping them hard.

I don't usually want to give them any hits, but I have to post this screen shot just to show you all what complete and utter imbiciles they are!

It is very clear that DP is saying the whole thing is Bullshit, they just can't give up the story that they've invested so much trying to promote.

But this is what I see in E!'s and the nonnies future!

Their ship is going down and it's just a matter of time until we see E! scrounging to save their skin and the nonnies cooking up the latest in their twatwaffle theories that they keep coming up with so they can keep their heads up their asses!

New *breakup* Theory

To catch everyone up, several of us have come up with a new theory to the *breakup* and what the hell has been going on over the last few months.  With RK MIA.

So...I believe that the tabs in May just did their normal Wash Cycle in order to make a quick buck.  And per usual, RK were not quick to or even interested in setting the record straight.

At some point during the Wash Cycle, I believe that they discovered that Kristen was was pregnant (RK that is) and decided to use the toids stupidity to their own benefit.  By becoming even more ninja than they were before this has certainly kept the paps and toids in the dark regarding what is really going on with them.  jmo...along with several other very smart and savvy peeps!

just because she's so fucking beautiful and having such a good time!

Can't you just see the faces of all these rpf writers that have been making up shit for years and how they are going to react when this story does finally break!

And this will be the nonnies when their world comes crashing down around them!  Muahahahahaha!!!

OMG IS SHE REALLY?????

Do I believe that Kristen is pregnant?  Yes, I really do.  The more I look at the pictures from the Chanel Event the more I'm sure that she is.

Just look very closely at this pic...Look at her belly 

(which fucking looks spectatular, no matter what!)

And look at her boobs.

personally, I think this outfit is genius.

Here's K, somewhere around the shoot for The Runaways.

 But look at the noticiable lack of boobage!   

and another obviously no bra pic.  SEE!!!

And finally look at the difference in her belly between these two pics

Okay...now I'm feeling very stalkerish, so no more sculking through pics to show you what I so clearly see, you are all on your own from here on out.  (probably!)

Lol...Kristen is 23 and Rob is 27, I don't think this is a matter of them being careful or not careful.  This may have been planned or unplanned, but it certainly is not unprecedented for women to start their families in their early 20's.  What is more unusual and more of a recent concept is women post-poning having children into their 30's and 40's. 

This does not have to have an impact on their careers unless they choose that road.  They have the recources that most families do not have.  I see K being a hands on mom, but I also don't see her giving up her career.  She'll easily be able to have a nanny that would allow her to have her baby with her on set. I see Rob also being a hands on Dad, so he could do Dad duty while K's working.  I see them working as a team! 

Right now we just know of two movies.  And until she's on set filming, we won't know when they will film.  

But this reminds me of Charlize Theron.  She adopted her baby boy right before SWATH promo and he tagged along with her all over the world.  Then right after promo I believe she headed to Australia to film a movie with little Jackson in tow.  Women, even celebrities do it all the time, work and have babies.  

Updated *breakup* Theory

What if the *breakup* was orchestrated to throw the tabs and the paps off the real story?

Clearification to the *breakup*Theory 

I'm not convinced that they actually leaked a story that they were broken up, but I do think perhaps they've taken advantage of the toids 

(halla'fucking'lujah, they should be used!)

in order to keep this under wraps as long as possible and keep the frenzy at bay.  We did see them together @ the end of June in the red truck right prior to K heading to Paris so this may have been cooked up upon her return.  Because, we've seen nothing since July until November.  And even then they were doing their best to stay under wraps.

This is going to be the biggest story to hit HW in years!

I for one am just going to sit back and enjoy the show!

Our RK: A Fandom Prayer

Our RK, Who art in LA(?) & GB(?)

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy sighting come,

Thy fanpic be taken, in LA or GB as in everywhere.

(or wherever the hell you ninjas are!) 

Give us a sign soon.

And forgive us our impatience,

As we forgive those who hate against you.

Save us from the BS of the tabs.

And deliver us from stupid rumors.

For the love, the RK-power, and the glory are yours,

Now and forever.

Amen

and I will add, that a pic that definitively confirms a baby bump would be appreciated as well.  LOL

RPF plotline or have I stumbled across the truth?

So, this is either a very elaborate RK rpf plotline or....the truth.

time will be the ultimate judge.

So, I've been having discussions with several peeps over the last several months as soon as the rumors started that Kristen might be pregnant.

After another blogger posted this, I was skeptical.  Very skeptical.

Over the last several months, I have been YES!  it's true to NO way, not true at ALL!

The first time I had a hint of a yes, was when we got the pictures from Sils Maria.  You all know the ones I'm talking about.  The skinny dipping pictures.

There seemed to be something going on with Kristen's belly in those pictures.  But after discussing it with others, I dismissed it (somewhat) and went with a combo of optical illusion (the fit of the underwear) and maybe she had gained a bit of weight (not much, but a bit).

So, skip ahead to the night of Kristen's coming out as the new face of Chanel.

My initial reaction to all to this pic and the rest, was...well that's it she's not pregnant.  

But then I started having conversations again, even had a few anon's come and ask me about this on my tumblr blog.  I joked it off, but could not let it go.  

So here I go again into the fire, please don't hurt me too much for those that disagree.  I fully admit that I might just be writing an elaborate rpf plotline, but I see glimmers of truth here.

So here we go....

First, let's take a step back in time.  Let's go back to July, when Kristen was in Paris, for PFW and attended the Chanel Fashion Show.

I think this was Kristen's original coming out as the new face of Chanel.  They were probably already in negociations for her contract.  This is Kristen the way we know her.  Honestly, even a bit skinnier than normal. 

 I rememeber thinking that back in July.

I also have to point out, that here, pretty sure she's not wearing a bra and she's got practically NO boob.

Here's Kristen showing off her mid section as she's heading off to film for the day on the set of Camp X-Ray.

Mid July

Again...Kristen on the set of Sils Maria

mid september...

And now....

Notice how her arms are covering her mid section....coincidence? Maybe!

Noticeable lack of bra.

Now...thanks to twitter here's a compelation over the last several months.

I think you have to also look at her in the Chanel outfit from PFW since she's not wearing a bra there.  Bra's are deceptive.  Women can wear padded bras to look bigger or minimizers to look smaller.  I can't imagine that back in July, Kristen would wear a minimizer.  

But now, we can see a significant size difference to her breasts.

Some will say, she's just got a healthy appetite, she's gained a bit of weight, it's the fit of the pants, I've heard it all.

I'm not buying it.  You can SEEE the difference.  And Kristen knows the deal in HW and in the fashion industry.  She is not going to add that much weight that would make her breast noticiebly larger when she is negociating a contract to be the face of Chanel.  NO actress would without a damn good reason.  Kristen has always been skinny, sometimes skinny/fat, but this is not her typical skinny/fat, this is solid weight gain that is starting to have a definitive shape.

But you all say, there's now way she could be 5/6/7 mos pregnant.  I'm leaning toward 6-7mos along at this point.

(especially, if she's gonna start filming American Ultra in April)

Here are some pics of some women that are 5mos pregnant.

She's 5mos pregnant with TWINS! You can barely tell!

 Before and at 5mos.

5mos. side and front view.

So at Kristen's size it's easy to see that she could easily be 6-7mos.  I would think that in the Sils Maria pics she was somewhere around 3mos.  That was in September, so that woud put her right around 6mos at this point.

I've also thought about the TATTOO!

This tattoo has been quite the bone of contention within the fandom.  Some hate it, some love it, (I don't care one way or the other!) 

 But one thing, there has been talk, talk talk 

About the damn tattoo.  And interestly, we have seen this tattoo in 99.9% of the pics we've had of Kristen since she's been back in the states from shooting the movies where she was originally seen sporting it

Presumably a trait of her character in the movie.

But none the less, Kristen has been sporting it ever since.  

hmmmm, real tattoo?  or just a convenient distraction?  

Or a bit of both!

time will tell!

I will say this whether it's a month from now or years from now, if Kristen and Rob have a boy, I'm pretty sure it will be Kristen throwing the football, not Rob....muahahahaha

(let the hate mail and comments, commense.)

RK Prayer

Our RK, Who art in LA,

Hallowed be thy name.

Thy sighting come, 

Thy fanpic be taken, in LA as in everywhere.

Give us a sign soon.

And forgive us our impatience, 

as we forgive those who hate against you.

Save us from the BS of the tabs.

And deliver us from stupid rumors.

For the love, the RK-power, and the glory are yours,

Now and forever.

Amen

I still live in my happy RK World.

Why,  You ask?  

After sooooo many long months...

(really just about 3) 

without any new pictures of the two of them together!

Yes, my pretty ones, I still believe.  Because really what is the alternative?  To be depressed, to be moping around all woe is me because my favorite couple has split? When I'm certain that right now they are just sick of the paps and the rags talking smack about them and that I am also certain that we will eventually see them out and about together...it's just a matter of time.

I will forewarn you that it will more then likely be awhile before we see them.  Kristen is probably leaving at any minute to start filming Sils Maria, so she'll be in Europe for a few months.  But perhaps a certain cute British boyfriend will have time in his schedule to follow her.  He does have family fairly close by!

But really, I think it's time for a bit of a refresher on where this story came from.

We have to thank our lovely assholes at x17 that started this shit storm.  They posted pictures of Kristen that were purportedly taken on May 17th (Rob's birthday) and claimed that she was upset, that while she was at her friends place she was seen pacing back and forth, on the phone and obviously upset. 

This is the narrative that they reported along with 4 or 5 (frankly I don't remember and nor am I going to go look) of Kristen in a car (I think with Suzie) driving, and then a pics of her at an apartment standing at a sliding glass door. 

That's it!  Just those pictures with the narrative above.  WHY are there no pictures or video of her pacing and talking on the phone?  Hell, we've just had several pap gang ups of Kristen in the last couple of weeks and we are getting a ton of pictures of her and video.  WHERE are the pictures of her on May 17th that corroborate x17's narrative?  WHERE is the video.  Again this is their damn JOB!  So if there have been no pictures that corroborate this narrative and no video then GUESS WHAT PEEPS!  IT did not happen!!!  This is a story (aka fiction, rpl fiction at it's worst) made up by x17 to get hits and to make them money.  And BOY did this story make them money! 

It was very interesting to me though that this did not take off immediately.  I remember trolling through the gossip headlines seeing what was out there for about a week before the shit really hit the fan.  It wasn't until our lovely (no, not lovely, assholes just like the rest) PEOPLE picked up the story and ran with it that there was a total FANDOM MELTDOWM and a NONSTEN CELEBRATION.  What I really loved about the people story was the headline.  something along the lines of Rob and Kristen Breakup FOR NOW!  Yes, they put the disclaimer on their bullshit story right in the headline! 

Really, I'm just shaking my head here at how utterly gullible an entire fandom can be...(okay not the whole fandom...thank the gods)  And with Rob and Kristen choosing to keep everything on the downlow right now we have not come out of this as soon as everyone has wished (even me). 

But the tide in gossip land is turning and the fans and the nonstens are freaking out, because the same outlet that reported the breakup has started the make up story.  They did the same thing with the *makeup* (Rinse) story as the breakup.  They got a picture of the Durango Rob's been driving around outside LF2 (Kristen's house) and...

a makeup story is born.  They have a narrative about Rob going up to the door all nervous but again, there are no pictures or video to back up this bad boy!  Guess the old WASH stories weren't gathering the hits, so they had to start the Rinse Cycle!  

So, as I talked about way back several months ago...Rob and Kristen are constantly in a Wash...Rinse...Repeat Cycle in the gossip rags and it looks like the Rinse Cycle is trying to break loose.  But without the true cooperation of our notoriously private couple it will probably be just lame gossip rag rpl fics until they can have the photo proof their so desperate for. 

So stay tuned peeps...the shows just getting started!

Here are links to past postings on this subject if you are interested.  
What to Expect

The On Again/Off Again Celebrity Couple

Delusions...

my feelings on the *breakup*

phew is that a fart I smell?

Rinse Cycle

Muahahahah

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Muahahahah

The haters have found my posting.  They were commenting on my tumblr post that leads to my Rinse posting.  See it here and check out the notes if you are so inclined...

The funny thing is that they obviously didn't read what I had to say or they would know that I don't believe the tabloids story, but because I told them to kiss my ass they think that I'm crying and dying over a white car.

But I've gotten some new news...it's seems that our lovely tabs are saying that Rob's been visiting Kristen regularly since last week.  

Really, he's been visiting her regularly!

Could it be? Maybe, possibly, probably...that he's just going home!  Muahahaha

I find it very interesting...Rob has millions and according to the nonnies and the haters he and Kristen are done and dust (yes, one actually said that!)  So why is it that the paps keep taking photos of him driving around Los Feliz?

Yes, yes, he owns a house (that's just a little over a mile from Kristen's) but again the boy's got millions so he could buy a new house.  LA's HUGE, he could move across town and probably be a minimum of an hour from K's house and never have a fear of running into her and the OC. Hell, he could move back home to London, there are plenty of actors that live in London, according to the nonnies there really is nothing that should tie him to LA.  (smacks my forehead...oh...the mysterious blonde lives in LA?  Oh...that explains everything.) 

But, that's not what he's done.  The Durango he's been driving has actually been seen parked in front of Kristen's (their) house.

So what am I saying?....

Mulder are you really try to say....

(this from Scully, aka my gossip correspondent)

that

that

that

gasp

they

gasp

are

gasp

still

gasp

friends

gasp

or

gasp

are

gasp

even

gasp

still

*the nonnie died - no gasp*

together?

Hmmmm...

yes Scully, that's what I've been saying all along!

RINSE CYCLE

So our favorite online assholes have a new story out today!

And I know you're all dying to know what I think. Do I believe this lovely piece of journalism (sorry did I say journalism? I meant crap!)

Well the answer to your burning question is NO! If I believed their latest turd then I'd have to have bought the stinking crap that they were peddling back in May.

I did not go looking for this story but my gossip correspondent brought it to my attention. For giggle I had to check out their latest pile of manure.

So... Rob as many of us know was seen driving a White Durango the other day.  Well...it turns out that according to these scumbag paps (and they have pics of this) the Durango was seen in front of...SURPRISE...Kristen's house (or could that be their house).

According to these wealth's of knowledge, Rob drove from his house and went to Kristen's he was nervous going up to the front door, hoping to not be spotted. He spent two hours at her house and then left.  That's it.  That's the big make up story.  

Kristen, you are right...that is so funny.  These cockroaches are not making anymore money on the WASH CYCLE, so they had to come up with the a plausible RINSE story.

I find it interesting on this latest Bull Shit that just like the May Crap-tastic Story, there are no pictures to go along with their plot line.  The only picture they have is the Durango parked outside the house.  Oh...and they pointed out that the Durango has out of state tags on it.  

Hmmm...why oh why, would Rob be driving a vehicle with out of state tags?  Could it be; maybe, possibly, probably, more then likely, a rental?  Do you really think that Kristen and Rob own as many cars as we see them drive? No ppl, they more then likely rent cars in order to keep the paps at bay.  It makes me sad that they are forced to do this, but unfortunately for them this is their life.

So the real question is: 

What are the nonnies gonna do?  Are they going to believe this story? If they don't believe this one then how can they believe the one from May?  If they believe this story then why are RK back together?  

Well, there is that new set of Twilight Movies and never before seen footage that's going to come out for Christmas.  

Does this mean that the PR contract is back on until after the 1st of the year?  When will it end? Will it only end when Summit has released all the footage of all the movies along with the audition tape?  Please nonnies, let us know? We are all dying to know.

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