So our favorite online assholes have a new story out today!
And I know you're all dying to know what I think. Do I believe this lovely piece of journalism (sorry did I say journalism? I meant crap!)
Well the answer to your burning question is NO! If I believed their latest turd then I'd have to have bought the stinking crap that they were peddling back in May.
I did not go looking for this story but my gossip correspondent brought it to my attention. For giggle I had to check out their latest pile of manure.
So... Rob as many of us know was seen driving a White Durango the other day. Well...it turns out that according to these scumbag paps (and they have pics of this) the Durango was seen in front of...SURPRISE...Kristen's house (or could that be their house).
According to these wealth's of knowledge, Rob drove from his house and went to Kristen's he was nervous going up to the front door, hoping to not be spotted. He spent two hours at her house and then left. That's it. That's the big make up story.
Kristen, you are right...that is so funny. These cockroaches are not making anymore money on the WASH CYCLE, so they had to come up with the a plausible RINSE story.
I find it interesting on this latest Bull Shit that just like the May Crap-tastic Story, there are no pictures to go along with their plot line. The only picture they have is the Durango parked outside the house. Oh...and they pointed out that the Durango has out of state tags on it.
Hmmm...why oh why, would Rob be driving a vehicle with out of state tags? Could it be; maybe, possibly, probably, more then likely, a rental? Do you really think that Kristen and Rob own as many cars as we see them drive? No ppl, they more then likely rent cars in order to keep the paps at bay. It makes me sad that they are forced to do this, but unfortunately for them this is their life.
So the real question is:
What are the nonnies gonna do? Are they going to believe this story? If they don't believe this one then how can they believe the one from May? If they believe this story then why are RK back together? Well, there is that new set of Twilight Movies and never before seen footage that's going to come out for Christmas.
Does this mean that the PR contract is back on until after the 1st of the year? When will it end? Will it only end when Summit has released all the footage of all the movies along with the audition tape? Please nonnies, let us know? We are all dying to know.
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