Investigations called for....

Good afternoon my darlings....I hope the rest of you are out enjoying your day, I will be heading out momentarily...I think that I'm gonna try to make a break for it.

So this showed up on several blogs, chat boards and the like from some anonymous poster...

Please Investigate These People • 18 hours ago

The following individuals are guilty of making up horrible rumors and lies about Robert Pattinson. They have claimed that he and Kristen Stewart's child was born in March 2014, is married to Kristen Stewart, and is living with her:

@Sash_marie101 is the person who started the pregnancy rumor. She said that she is an entertainment law student, and that Robert Pattinson's people leaked the info about Kristen Stewart being pregnant with his baby to her. @HatersNoNothing said that she has a cousin working for Kristen Stewart that is leaking private information to her. She also says that Kristen Stewart just gave birth to Robert Pattinson's baby. @bronzehyperion is a fan fiction author insisting that everything SashMarie and HKN reported is true. @SRWNS is also known as Mama Nails, and is also spreading the lie that Kristen Stewart just gave birth to Robert Pattinson's baby. @Windswept333 is a former fan fiction author turned pro, who is also insisting that Kristen Stewart just gave birth to Robert Pattinson's baby. There's another one by the name of Bunny Sherman, who claims that she is Kristen Stewart's long lost relative and has also said that Kristen Stewart just gave birth to Robert Pattinson's baby. I can't remember her twitter name but it's Rob fan something.

I believe that these people are trying to harm the reputations of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart and ought to be investigated and reported to the proper authorities. They also have 100's of innocent people believing their lies. I'm concerned that they may attempt to collect monetary donations for the baby that never was.

I had heard that I had made some shit list on twitter the other day, but I didn't know what it was until another twitter peep posted a twitlonger and this was included....Here's my first gut response!

This is the funniest thing that I've seen in a long time.  Did this person even go back and re-read what they wrote after they wrote it?  Do they even have one clue how utterly ridiculous that they sound??

How exactly is saying that Rob and Kristen are married and have a baby hurting their reputations?  What about all the ppl out there that are claiming that Rob is fucking every woman that he comes within spitting distance of, or the rumors that someone started that he was seen snorting cocaine???

As for Kristen, what about the people and hell the fucking mass media that will not let that woman move on from July 2012???  

So again I ask, how am I or any of the other women mentioned on this little rant hurting their reputations?

But the more important point would be, what is to be investigated?  The accusation that any of us have been seeking out monetary donations for the baby is utterly ridiculous.

So please, please tell me what and who is going to come and arrest me?

Oh...him...I'm here ready and waiting...bring on those cuffs!

Oh, David, did I forget to mention that I had a pair of my very own???....

But seriously, I'm touched to be called out in this way.  First it really made my day and second I know the women that were called out and I'd say that I'm in very good company!

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Twitlonger Response

"The following individuals are guilty of making up horrible rumors and lies about #RobertPattinson," you said.

You have the fucking audacity to report and name people, accusing them of making horrible rumors; and what exactly are you doing? You said, "I believe that these people are trying to harm the reputations of Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart." If you are so fucking concerned about them, why not report the bitch who blatantly tweeted that she knew how to kill Kristen Stewart but just doesn't know how to hide her body? Ha? Why not report the tabloids, bloggers, or HL, Star mag, and other rags, and fans reporting Rob is dating every fucking human being that happens to be where he is; for writing about him allegedly caught snorting cocaine? You'd rather have him date different women, marring his image as "man-whore," insinuating that he has no respect for woman---than entertain the thought that he is still in love and still is with Kristen Stewart.

You gave a little background of every one you named. And quite honestly, they seemed to be relevant! A law-student; a cousin of someone who works for Kristen Stewart; a fanfic AUTHOR; another fanfic AUTHOR who turned PRO, a long lost relative of Kristen Stewart. Like, wow!!! If anything, I believe that you are threatened that they could be telling the truth! And if they are telling the truth, then you and your fantasy about and with Robert Pattinson needs to be tweaked! Like big time! They hold an information that you pray hard to be untrue! It's fear. It is as though a part of you believes they could be telling the truth. Because If we think about this rationally, why would these individuals gamble their reputation for what you call, "lies?" They are, after all, authors, relative, and most-followed "shippers" of the "fandom."

So, Kristen Stewart may have carried Rob's child, their love-child, and may have given birth a few weeks ago... Why investigate the people who believe it is so? To me, it's a beautiful idea. It's an idea that spells perfect love! It's my choice to believe them or not. It's every follower choice to believe them or not. It's our right to believe or not to believe. You belittle me and every one to say that we believe in lies. We have brains. I have a fucking degree! It's my prerogative to think, to believe, or not to believe... We did not appoint you to lead us!

Now, why do I think that the people you named are relevant? Because they DON'T SPEAK badly about Robert Pattinson or Kristen Stewart. If anything, they praise their work, their talent, their character, their personality... them, ROB and KRISTEN, as human beings. They rejoice in their successes and don't judge them. The individuals you have named, if anything, are the true supporters of the two and their careers!

You also stated this: "I'm concerned that they may attempt to collect monetary donations for the baby that never was." The hell!!! We are not stupid! Why would I donate money to a baby who has more money than I do! I'd be working my ass off until I'm 65 and I know their child has no need to work for the rest of his/her life to survive! What's the logic behind this though, by the way? Please enlighten me.

This has gone too far. If they are wrong, then they are wrong. So we move on. If they are right... I know what I'd be doing. One word: "rejoicing!" I'm being real here.

Now, let me ask you this? What if they are right? What would you do?


This is a twitlonger by @Ate_Ofie

And I'm going to allow her to have the last word....

Wait...crap...

SHIT!  Someone's at my door...it's not Booth.  Gotta go...You'll know what's going on if you don't hear from me again!

Met Gala 2104 Round-up

 Drama!

Drama was the theme for what happened on Wednesday night.  First we had the drama of waiting with baited breath for Kristen to show up at The Met and in typical Kristen fashion she showed up near the tail end of the Red Carpet extravaganza and in a dramatic dress!

When we first got the information for the dress that Kristen would be wearing to the Gala...I have to say I was unimpressed, but WOW... that dress is spectacular and she rocked it like the rockstar she is!

Drama

Is what I got from several trolls, trolls trying to tell me how skinny Kristen is in that dress, how tight the corset is and there's no way she could be pregnant!  I've already responded to several, but here's a smattering more that I recieved since I signed off last night!

We are looking at all angles of her body. Front, side and back. A pregnant belly comes right under the boobs, just where her belt is tied. The baby wouldn't be able to breathe and neither would Kristen. What is wrong with you? Have you ever had a baby? Do you know how it would feel to be tied up in the back like that? Shame on you!

OMG....this....I just don't have words for this....the baby can't breath?!!! WTF you do realize that the baby is protected in the womb surrounded by amniotic fluid and that babies DON'T BREATH while they are in the womb! 

What kind of fucking idiot are you? And if that corset was a tight as you claim it is then you are right Kristen wouldn't be able to breath but since you weren't actually in that dress you have no fucking clue how tight it was...and no, you weren't looking at all the pix cause if you were you would be able to tell that that dress can hide just about anything you want it to hide!

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It's official, you won't believe she isn't pregnant, have you seen lake Bell, this is what a true pregnant woman looks like in a gown, even if Lake wore a more tight dress, I swear if she wore the dress Kris wore then she'd have a way more bigger bump and her waist would not look this slim, get over it, Kris just gained weight, media isn't naive as you make them to be, they would've picked on the story by now.

No woman in her 3rd trimester would have a bump this small, I mean yeah some women carry small but look for example at Kate Middleton she continued to carry small but popped at the end, no woman supposedly in her 8th or 9th month would have a bump like this, it seems hard to get over it right you kept fantasizing all these months and now it's like a slap in the face, no fucking illusions can hide an 8 months pregnant woman's bump, no matter how small it is

I'm always so impressed when ppl come to me telling me how EVERY pregnant woman is supposed to look. It's not me that won't accept the truth, it's you. You refuse to see it and if you didn't keep coming to me with your ridiculousness we would be fine, but you keep wanting your 15 minutes of fame on my blog...so great look like an idiot after everything that I've talked about since December completely refutes what you claim to know...that's great...but again you just look like an ass!

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I think the met gala confirms to everyone that Kristen is infact NOT PREGNANT. please get a life now that 'what you believe in' isnt even true or real.

Pregnant or not, I don't care. Where's Rob? All the other significant others were with their loved ones. This is not normal. Rob isn't working, like you said, it's only a plane ride away to be with Kristen. No way are they together anymore, it's been a year.

Oh yeah...another "fan" that has Rob and Kristen under 24 hour surveillance...You all really need to stop stalking them and knowing where they are 24/7 and then coming to me admitting to having this knowledge.  I really think I need to get with the authorities and turn you all in, you know that I have your IP addresses, you can be found.  So...just think about that as you continue to stalk them.

I mean, this is what you are admitting to me, right?  You seem to know an awful lot to be giving Rob such crap since you are claiming that they are never together.  You are aware that Rob admitted in his latest interview that he's become really good at hiding from the paps now!  And I'm sorry, I don't believe for one minute that he's been eating Dominos all the time.  He may be bigger than he's been in awhile, but it's all muscle!  Check out his pecks!  Sorry Kristen, for ogling your man, but damn, he's finally got something worth ogling!

And for the record as you are fully aware Rob has never attended The Met Gala with Kristen, so why would that change now? 

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Kristen wore the exact dress as the model did in the Chanel Fashion Show. They both looked relaxed and beautiful and not pregnant.

You keep telling yourself that and you just might start to believe it!  LOL

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So it's 3 pieces. How could she wear such a tight form fitting belt I'd 7 to 8 months pregnant? How?

And how? How?  do you have any fucking clue how fucking tight it was?  Are you Kristen??? No we both know you are not...so please again, tell me how you fucking know how fucking tight the belt was??? 

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One damn huge shirt? At the after party???? Take a good look Sluts. She is wearing a fanny pack u der the shirt. It's very obvious cause it's shown on the side of her hip. Do you see it now? No pregnant woman can wear a fanny pack at 7 months...

a fucking fanny pack?  That's the best you can come up with?  OMFG! 

So that's it ppl!  Kristen had on a fanny pack under her shirt in this photoshoot and she must have been carrying around one of her pet rats from the Snow White and the Huntsman shoot!  I'm so glad that we finally have the mystery solved for the random belly movement that we see here!

Oh and just one final note, there are fat ppl that are bigger than some pregnant women ever get..and if they can wear fanny packs so can a pregnant Kristen Stewart, if indeed she is wearing a fanny pack which, for the record..no I see no fucking fanny pack...what a tool!

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swear even if Kris came in a very tight dress, you'll say she's pregnant and haters cant see the bump cause they dont wanna see it claiming that we're sad her ugly boyfriend wont be ours, and I tell you you trolls see a bump cause you wanna see it, clearly no bump and smaller waist than mine, with or without your fucking illusions, I mean the silly excuses

OMG anon...you actually admitted that she wasn't wearing a skin tight dress!  I didn't think any of the trolls had it in them to admit that she was wearing a dress that didn't cling to her every curve!  LMFAO!

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Drama!

 A bit of drama from within the darkside...
I love you guys, I really, really do...but no...

Rob and k have been mia most of april. Do u think she had the baby in april but we just don't know about it yet.

Hello everyone. I personally think Kristen had the baby a few weeks ago. She looked thinner than when she was doing Still Alice. Her face looked fuller in March. That means that you Mama nails was right initially.

I have enjoyed reading your coverage so much...I am here a couple of times a day. I have a theory that maybe she had the baby already. I see a difference now in her. Could it be that they were successful in hiding that fact? Has anyone else considered that.

I really can't see this, first she still looks pregnant to me.  And second, I just don't see her going off that quickly to have a baby and then back to work.  That's even faster than what I hypothesized back when I thought she'd have the baby before filming American Ultra and then not be on set until May.  So...sorry, I can't agree with you all on this theory.

Drama

And finally for the good drama!

All of us fangirling over our favorite girl that rocked it out on the red carpet last night! And rocked it out last night in her normal jeans in a t-shirt!

The pics of k and riley remind me of pix of k in hotel in nyc while filming sa that lyndsey took. K didn't have to show pics of her and riley. Its like these pics were a hint to fans before she wore optical illusion dress. Just like k in tomboy shirt seemed a hint to fans before she was seen with it and jacket covering the bump on set.

If you look at the pic above you can see a bit of Kristen's belly underneath Riley's arm....hmmm or is that a fanny pack also??  LOL

i really adored k, for being nice to her fans, she remembers them..i think its so sweet.

So who wore it better?  Well you know what I think!

Kristen was absolutely stunning last night. She gives new meaning to the word "glows." By the way, her dress is known as Chanel's illusion gown, which provides an optical illusion to a whittled waist! Guess we all know why she needed that! Hang in there, Mama! You are doing an excellent job with the crazies. Love you! Susan

Hello mama i don't know what do you think but that dress kristen wore yesterday is like a 3d the part where the feathers are hung i think it was to hide and simulate is like a metal circle around hers waist and is a little came off the dress

Praise to you for dealing with all you do. I thoroughly enjoy your blog and I must say I can see what you see. Very good outfit to conceal the little one. I'm very happy she didn't flaunt it right out- she will be a great mother when the time comes. But it is obvious- you can see it (without a magnifying glass) happy Tuesday!

Ciao MN sono Patrizia volevo dirti che Kristen era la piu' bella del Met e la sua pancia si vede eccome se si vede ah ah ah....translated with google translate...Hello MN, Patrizia wanted to tell you that Kristen was the most 'beautiful Met and her belly you can see how if you see ah ah ah

Hkn said sometimes when pg women take pic from front its hard to tell but a side view can be more telling. All k side view in profile pix she looks thick in waist and hip. In riley and k ig pick she look thick. There is one video thus far. In the video k looks thick. The video is happening in real time. So if K wasn't pg shouldn't she have looked thin on the video?

k is carrying the baby transverse. U can see that from her set pics. Her bump aint sticking out. She probably wouldn't be able to wear that dress if she was sticking out. Since she carrying small and across hip to hip. Optical illusion dress really works.

I agree 100%

We as women do this all the time. Wear clothes that hide our flaws. We wear shirts and pantyhose that trim our stomachs. Outfits that give us the illusion of curves. Bras that make boobs look bigger. So K did this with hiding her bump. As women should any of us be shocked.

I bet if u take out the middle of k dress and leave the top part and skirt with bare belly. U could see baby bump real good. Optical illusion dress plus k sucking it in equals an appearance of a small waistline.

Look at pic on mn blog of k turned to the back of the dress. Zoom in a little. Look at how loose that middle section of dress is. Not tight at all. I wouldn't be surprised if u touch it and pull there isn't some stretchy fabric in it. And dress is so busy and bold that it draws your eye away from k bump.

I love all the disbelievers trying to say that the dress is so tight!  Like how do they fucking know!  LOL

Mama u gave us great example with alec baldwin and hkn and stargazzer told us about camera angles. Notice in a lot of front pics is kinda hard to see baby but all the side pics are more telling. Best example, mama it was on your blog. Blonde actress at movie premiere with black dress. Front view u couldn't see no bump in sight but side view as she cup her stomach. U could obviously see it. Remember mn.

I do remember my dear!  That is a great example of an optical illusion unfortunately for the serious non-believers my true trolls, they won't ever be convinced probably not even when Kristen is photographed with a baby on her hip!

I didn't see a bump in the red carpet pictures (probably because of the dress) but then i saw the after party pics and BAM! Hello Baby bump!!!

Mama, I usually check kstewart fan twitter and they sometimes have pictures before the other sites. I checked this morning and there are a lot of telling pictures of Kristen either going to or coming from met ball. Also looks like she left NY early this morning. Have a better day today. Jane

Hi Mama! :) First of all, can we all agree that Kristen looked absolutely STUNNING during the Met Gala :D and her dress indeed looked awesome *wink wink* and if you look at the pic of her and Riley when they're both in their casual clothes, K looks glowing and healthy and again, her shirt is not knotted as it was before, maybe sweetpea is just round the corner ;) I hope we get more goodies soon! Continue being awesome!! from littlefilipinagirl

And on a final note I could not agree with this anon more...and though I hope in my heart of hearts that she's wrong on a few of her points for my own personal selfish reasons...LOL...I think she's probably spot on!

Hi there! I love your blog and the positivity around here! This is referred to the haters and darksiders who are currently running around like headless chickens in panic. 1) Being such the private couple they are, did you really think that she would announce her pregnancy by flaunting it around on a red carpet? I bet even AFTER the baby was born, we wouldn't be getting much out of them! And 2) (This is just my opinion but…) I don't think that Kristen would announce her pregnancy alone. I kinda think that she would want to announce it with Rob and vice versa. Nonetheless, even though we couldn't see a defined bump because the dress HID IT SO WELL, she is so pregnant. And everyone who is saying she should be showing by now, I don't even care how far along she is, I'm not keeping track, but i DO KNOW that the changes in her body is definite signs of SweetPea being present in her little womb, so the Haters can SUCK IT.

That's all for Met Gala Roundup unless we get some more pix. I'll post those as they come to me.

But in the mean time to all my trolls I know this is heard time for you. And I know this is rolling through your heads on constant replay...

But trust me when I say everytime you come to me with your BullShit, it hurts you more than me.  

OMG...Rob Attends a wrap party..

Rob was photographed with is head down in a red vehicle on his way into Chateau Marmont on April 1st, 2014.

A lot of ppl are are discussing these pictures, you know the haters and the fans.  Why?

I've gotten a lot of mail on this subject:

Mama N? I seem to be rather slow today but why was he seen leaving the CM if he was staying at the hotel? Is there two separate facilities? the nightclub/restaurant in one location and the hotel in another, that seems to make no sense at all that people can claim that Rob and rents were staying there and evidence shows he was departing the facility after the Life Wrap party but logic often does not pair well with hate in this fandom ! Luv ya Sunny

Hey Sunny....Thank you for sending me this and just in the nick of time.  This is a very good questions.  I've seen reports that these pictures were as he was entering the party and ones where he was leaving the party...so really not sure which is true.

However, either way...why would he be leaving or entering the CM if he was staying there with his parents.  muahahahaha...

Luv luv luv the gifs. Are there pics of rob from cm wrap party life last night. Is there link? Why peeps tripping about girl driver.

That is a good questions my dear....I get why the haters are grabbing onto them, but I don't understand why the fans of RK care one way or the other.  We got a short video and 5 cropped pix of Rob ducking down in the back of a car.  

The only conceivable reason to care one way or the other is if you are scared that they represent something.

I agree it is stupid to worry about this girl. I think it is his co-star, the girl who plays James Dean's girlfriend. But Dean is with him. What do you think? Good grief we need to stop being so invasive.. Sometimes I think if someone was talking about my life like this I would really go crazy!!!!

I don't think the girl is his co-star, but I also don't think she's anyone to to be concerned about.  Would Rob really have his "date" drive him to a party?  Damn there are ppl out there that think very little of Rob, that's all I got to say.  

it was work related because he was with Dean but where is his girl and supose baby? very strange, very strange make you think about all the stuff in here no/?

Anon...what world have you been living in the last 6 or so years?  How often in the last few years have Rob and Kristen attended each others work events?  And after going almost a year without being seen together do you think that they would just drive into the CM together in a vehicle that they would easily be spotted in by the awaiting paps?  rme...ridiculous!

the girl driving the car is the one who went to london with him? she was on his house in london [the new one]

Anon...if you have one shred of proof of which you speak other than the Rob rpf that you create in your little head along with your other haters, please, please I dare you to submit it all to me!  What are you going to do when you don't see Rob head off to London?  I'm really curious to know.

Tell me, if Kristen had the baby or is having it very soon....WHY, WHY was Rob having dinner at The Den which is across the street from CM and then get driven back to the CM with Dean and a hot brunette at the wheel??

Again..you really think so little of Rob that he's going to have his date drive him into the CM and bring his security guard with him on a romantic date?  You are such a great fan and think so highly of him.  If I didn't believe the complete opposite of you as to what kind of man Rob is, I would think that from what you and your gang spout that he is the most loathsome manwhore out there.  

Rob attended the wrap party for LIFE...How in the hell does this have anything to do with whether or not Kristen has had the baby or not.  

You all are so desperate for the baby to not be a reality that you are grasping at straws.  Anything to prove your point.  

But the very fact that you come to me with this BS is fact that you know you have already lost the war.  You know that he is with Kristen and that they are building a life together and that that life includes a baby.  

You know that your dreams of having a shot of being with him are gone and that you have been living a lie all these years.  Hoping and dreaming that one day you might have a shot at him.

You all have changed your stories so often that you don't even know what the new narrative is suppose to be.  But the one narrative that you have been spewing is the image of a man that will fuck any woman that gets within a yard of him.  You have built this imagine of him because you feel that as long as he will fuck anything that walks you've deluded yourselves into believing that if only you can get close enough to him that you will have your opportunity.  And not only will he fuck you, but you know in your heart of hearts that if you can get to him, that you can change his ways and that he will fall for you head over heels and that he will leave his manwhoring ways in the past and he will be true to you forever more.

The problem is that Rob is not a manwhore.  He doesn't fuck everything that comes within his path.  If he did don't you think that we'd have more than the fucking toids and their fucking stories that you and your sister whore-lets feed to the toids.

Wouldn't there be stories from all these women that he's been hooking up with all over the place?  

But no, these stories don't exist because you've been making this up for years. 

Your dreams are about to come crashing down and your manwhore is about to become a daddy, if he isn't already one.  He's going to be a father to the child the he created with Kristen who has been the love of his life since he met her if not before.  The truth does not fit your dreams, but as you knew when you sent me these that you needed me to shine a light on the truth and snap you out of your fantasy once and for all.

Here's the truth right straight from Rob...

To my minions.  For years to come we are going to get pictures like these of Rob and or Kristen.  We need to stop our gut reaction to pick these pictures apart to prove to ourselves that we should believe what we believe.  That is what ppl that don't have faith feel the need to do.  If you truly believe that our favorite couple is fine then there's no reason to do more than make a cursory look at these pictures, because they tell us nothing one way or the other.

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These are the pictures we need to remember.  All we need to know is what we see with our own two eyes.  No need to analyze.  Their utter joy in each other and each other's accomplishments radiates from these pictures.

a special thank you to Tempest from Do I Dazzle You for allowing me to "steal" these gifs.

Thank you! I'd like to thank the academy...

Thank you, Thank you

Really...I have to thank the academy...Oh...wait what was I thinking?

It's not the academy that I have to thank it's really jiggle_jingles8 for spreading the news about my posting and yes, you are right falloutbi, I'm gonna call you out!  I'm so glad you remember me...I'm touched truly touched and you know me so well!

But yes, I really do think she's pregnant.  And I've backed up my beliefs.  You all can call me out and say I'm a nut job, but I'm a nut job with many followers on tumblr and 10s of thousands of hits on blogspot since I posted my *plotline*.  So if I'm nutty/delusional whatever you all want to call me, I'm in very good company! And I'd choose these ladies over you all anyday.

I would rather spend my time talking to wonderful ppl that believe in this couple as a couple and as the fucking fabulous actors that they are, than spend my time trolling on a worthless gossip sight that you all inhabit.

Please...feel free stop by whenever you want.  I welcome everyone.  Maybe, just maybe you might learn a little bit from the "old lady" muahahahaha!  And I just turned 44 on December 19th.  I'm very proud of my age and the wisdom I've gained over the years so maybe that wisdom will be shared with one or two of you.  But for most I have no hope.  I will never change your mind or your utter contempt for ppl you do not know.  And you will never break my faith in these two.  Whether they stay together forever or not I will follow the long careers that I know they are destined to have.

Oh..and Kristen hasn't been pregnant for years, she's been pregnant for about 6 months now and it will be about 10 months in total since an average pregnancy is 40 weeks.  Just thought I'd eductate you all.

And...this is one *rumour* that was not started by the toids for once.  For once what is staring them in the face they have turned a blind eye.  I guess since it does not fit into the current narrative that the toid rpf writers want to write of a *breakup* and *same-sex* relationship.  A genuinely happy couple that chooses to stay out of the public eye so as to not *sell* their relationship just does not have the same impact of the narratives the toids choose to sell.  So keep reading your rpf stories so that it makes you feel better about yourselves.  And I'll keep celebrating their real life!

Oh..and though as falloutbi says, I do appreciate the traffic you have generated.  I can say it's a teeny tiny fraction of what I'm getting and from where the majority of my traffic is coming from, I'm glad to say that it's coming from the lovers, not the haters!