Why, You ask?
After sooooo many long months...
(really just about 3)
without any new pictures of the two of them together!
Yes, my pretty ones, I still believe. Because really what is the alternative? To be depressed, to be moping around all woe is me because my favorite couple has split? When I'm certain that right now they are just sick of the paps and the rags talking smack about them and that I am also certain that we will eventually see them out and about together...it's just a matter of time.
I will forewarn you that it will more then likely be awhile before we see them. Kristen is probably leaving at any minute to start filming Sils Maria, so she'll be in Europe for a few months. But perhaps a certain cute British boyfriend will have time in his schedule to follow her. He does have family fairly close by!
But really, I think it's time for a bit of a refresher on where this story came from.
This is the narrative that they reported along with 4 or 5 (frankly I don't remember and nor am I going to go look) of Kristen in a car (I think with Suzie) driving, and then a pics of her at an apartment standing at a sliding glass door.
That's it! Just those pictures with the narrative above. WHY are there no pictures or video of her pacing and talking on the phone? Hell, we've just had several pap gang ups of Kristen in the last couple of weeks and we are getting a ton of pictures of her and video. WHERE are the pictures of her on May 17th that corroborate x17's narrative? WHERE is the video. Again this is their damn JOB! So if there have been no pictures that corroborate this narrative and no video then GUESS WHAT PEEPS! IT did not happen!!! This is a story (aka fiction, rpl fiction at it's worst) made up by x17 to get hits and to make them money. And BOY did this story make them money!
It was very interesting to me though that this did not take off immediately. I remember trolling through the gossip headlines seeing what was out there for about a week before the shit really hit the fan. It wasn't until our lovely (no, not lovely, assholes just like the rest) PEOPLE picked up the story and ran with it that there was a total FANDOM MELTDOWM and a NONSTEN CELEBRATION. What I really loved about the people story was the headline. something along the lines of Rob and Kristen Breakup FOR NOW! Yes, they put the disclaimer on their bullshit story right in the headline!
Really, I'm just shaking my head here at how utterly gullible an entire fandom can be...(okay not the whole fandom...thank the gods) And with Rob and Kristen choosing to keep everything on the downlow right now we have not come out of this as soon as everyone has wished (even me).
But the tide in gossip land is turning and the fans and the nonstens are freaking out, because the same outlet that reported the breakup has started the make up story. They did the same thing with the *makeup* (Rinse) story as the breakup. They got a picture of the Durango Rob's been driving around outside LF2 (Kristen's house) and...
a makeup story is born. They have a narrative about Rob going up to the door all nervous but again, there are no pictures or video to back up this bad boy! Guess the old WASH stories weren't gathering the hits, so they had to start the Rinse Cycle!
So, as I talked about way back several months ago...Rob and Kristen are constantly in a Wash...Rinse...Repeat Cycle in the gossip rags and it looks like the Rinse Cycle is trying to break loose. But without the true cooperation of our notoriously private couple it will probably be just lame gossip rag rpl fics until they can have the photo proof their so desperate for.
So stay tuned peeps...the shows just getting started!
Here are links to past postings on this subject if you are interested.
What to Expect
my feelings on the *breakup*
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