Babygate Recap/Update

Hello my dear minions...I've had a lot of ppl getting very confused and I've decided to help with some of your confusion.

Lately, I've been much more certain about the information that I've been sharing with you all over the last Seven Months...My certainty comes from two places...first, I've seen what I've seen, I've been following this story for a long time and documenting the evidence for so long that I never had any doubts that Kristen and Rob had a baby.

What I didn't know with 100% certainty was if they were in fact married.  But after following these two and getting to know them as I have, it's been pretty obvious to me that they are pretty traditional ppl.  They both believe in love, they believe in family and they believe in commitment and I had little doubt that if they were going to have a child together they would prefer to do that as a married couple.  Though I can see Rob being a bit more of a traditionalist than Kristen, but I certainly don't think she had any qualms about marrying Rob...

So...here's a bit of a re-cap/update 

Let's start at the beginning and help some of my new minions catch-up...

I want to go on the record that I'm not the only person in the fandom to discuss Kristen being pregnant...but to my knowledge I'm the only blogger that has put together the evidence over time that I've put together.  And as one of my twitter peeps put it...I'm one of the few outlets that the naysayers and haters have to release their contempt and distain for the very idea that Rob and Kristen are still together as a couple let alone having a child.  I'm not sure if there's anyone that has gotten the same kind of hate that I have...but...I'll admit, I brought it upon myself and though at times I've been frustrated by it...I've also had some mighty good laughs at their expense.

One more point regarding my detractors before I continue with the recap...

It seems to me that we like to place our celebrities on pedestals just for the sport of knocking them off...I’ve seen the very same thing on my blog! In order to prove me wrong they’ve attacked Rob and Kristen. Rob’s a bad father because he spent too much time away from Kristen while she was pregnant and now how dare he go out to a concert or go bowling with friends! 

"Bad daddy, bad daddy!"...they scream!

Kristen has been accused of doing EVERY thing wrong while she was pregnant! So of course there’s no way she could be pregnant or if she is there’s no way that baby could be healthy!

"Bad mommy, bad mommy!"...they scream!

The sad thing about many of these attacks…I know that they came from ppl that are supposedly fans! But the only way they knew how to fight me…was to attack Rob and Kris!

Sad…very very sad!!!  I wonder how proud of themselves they'll be when the truth is revealed???

If there's any hope for this world they will feel ashamed at their actions and at their words.  But...alas I'm probably living in a dream world.

So...Again...From the beginning...Hindsight is a truly marvelous thing!

July 2013

Kristen arriving at the Chanel Show

PFW July 2013

Looking very skinny...my thoughts at the time...almost too skinny!

August 2013

Kristen Filming Camp X-Ray

I loved how healthy she looked during this time...we didn't get a lot from set but we did see her out and about and she was looking great!  Loved seeing her back at work.

Did anyone hear about the story that Lane Garrison shared that Kristen had gotten a bit seasick when they filmed the scenes on the boat?  Hmmm???  Wonder if that was seasickness or perhaps caused by her new stow-away!  LOL

September 2013

Kristen on the set of Clouds of Sils Maria

Still looking really healthy and seeming to enjoy her time working.

October 2014

Kristen filming a skinny dipping scene for Clouds of Sils Maria.

The picture that made most of us say...Hmmm????

Is she?  Isn't she??

I was having discussions behind the scenes.  At this point I wasn't on twitter.  I wasn't reading other blogs other than what was on my dash...so I wasn't seeing anyone else discussing whether or not she was pregnant.  All the discussion I was having was with other fans mostly over the phone.  A little via email.

I'll admit that we looked...but we for the most part put it aside...and moved on.

November 2013

I'll admit that I was still checking out pix in November, saw a few here and there that were questionable...but still hadn't come to any conclusion.

It was probably about this time that I started to check out other blogs and I think that I started reading HKN...Saw that she had announced that Kristen was in fact pregnant.  I've said this before but I think it bears repeating....I rolled my eyes when I read this.  I just thought it was a little ballsy to make that type of announcement as fact at that time...but....more power to her.  LOL

December 2013

Kristen at the Dallas Chanel Event announcing that she would be the new face of the Dallas-Paris Collection.

This was the night that changed everything for me.  This was the night where I was convinced that she was pregnant.  But it's funny when I first saw the pix I literally said to myself...

"Well, that's that...she's definitely not pregnant!"  

Why did I say this...because I thought...there's no way that she'd be showing off her belly if she was pregnant...but the more pix that came out the more confused I got and then finally there was this pic...

Looking at the side view it became clear to me that Tara Swennen is a genius!  She chose a Chanel Outfit that was the perfect camouflage to hide a pregnancy.

The high waist of the trousers, the bare top of her midriff and the sweater tied around her waist all did their part to hide in plain sight what would have otherwise been the obvious rounding of her belly.  Add  to that the fact that Kristen is obviously not wearing a bra....go back to the pix from July ...let's just say the Stewbies have a new zip code!  LOL

Wasn't it nice of me to do the work for you....LOL

January 2014

Kristen at Sundance promoting Camp X-Ray.  We all know Kristen is a fidgety girl...but I've never seen her so aware of her wardrobe before and making sure that her belly was covered as much as possible.  This is just one example.  

Some ppl made the comment..."It was cold"  Well then why the hell is she wearing short sleaves???  

February 25, 2014

This is the gif that just keeps on giving...

Look at the baby move.  That's right peeps the only explanation for what you are seeing there is a baby.

First you can see an obvious bulge under her shirt.  I'm sorry my darlings that want to claim this as an air baby...air cannot produce what you are seeing.  There is form and definition to this bulge and then the bulge pushes out.  The belly bulge is also in counter point to the air that flutters Kristen's jacket.  And notice that the air just flutters her jacket...that small breeze in no way could produce the movement of her belly.  The "air baby" scenario defies the laws of physics.  If you don't know what that means...go look it up!

Add to the obvious movement in Kristen belly the smirk on her face right after it happens and we all know that she couldn't miss RJ's obvious gymnastic moves going on at that moment.  I think that was little RJ showing her ass to the world...telling the haters to fuck off in the only way she could!

March 22, 2014

Kristen posing with a fan on the set of Still Alice.  Showing off RJ...

This in hindsight is about a month before RJ was born.

April 2014

Kristen on the set of American Ultra...

Could they have her more bundled up.  My understanding is that it was particularly cold in New Orleans while they were shooting these particular scenes.  But if the film demanded that she be dressed differently we know that no matter the temperatures on set that day she would have worn the costume that was appropriate for the scene.  The actual temperature on set at the time of filming  would have no barring on her costume.  As we know from filming The Twilight Saga.  And for us really crazy fans...we know that Adventureland was filmed in Pittsburg in October and yet the movies was set during the summer.  So in many of the scenes our poor Kristen was probably freezing her ass off in her short-shorts and t's.

So I'm certain this costume was decided upon long before they started filming that day and was only one of the reasons why Kristen agreed to do this film at this time.

This was one of the last photos we got from Kristen before RJ was born.

May 5, 2014

Kristen looking fierce in an illusions gown by Chanel.

I'll admit it, at the time we got these photos I still thought Kristen was pregnant...I was wrong.  More details on this to come.

But damn...that girl looks good!

May 23, 2014

Kristen's portrait from the Clouds of Sils Maria Premiere at Cannes 2014.

As soon as I saw her at the premiere it was obvious that she wasn't pregnant.  At least not anymore.

She looks spectacular...but if you ask me and other I know agree, there's a new air about her.  A new confidence.  That wasn't there before.  I think we got a small glimpse of it at The Met Gala...but it was even more intense at Cannes.

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So that's the timeline.  You can see that slowly from December through April Kristen's body changes.  All the changes I noted, I fully attributed to pregnancy.  People wanted and did attack me for claiming that Kristen was fat.  Kristen has NEVER been fat and she certainly was never fat while she was pregnant.  She was so far from being fat that she was able to hide her pregnancy in plain sight.  She changed the way she dressed, dressing in more and more layers, not just due to cold but to camouflage.  She's a young woman that was in very good shape prior to getting pregnant and looks to have stayed active and in very good shape and health throughout her pregnancy.

We don't have any pix of her right prior to her giving birth, so we'll never know unless she chooses to share if she ever "popped" like we are trained to expect pregnant women to look during their pregnancies.  But if I and my followers learned nothing else, we learned that not all women look the same while their pregnant.   I'm sure we've all seen some women and assumed by looking that they are pregnant when they're not and now I'm certain that I've more than likely passed by women that are pregnant that I would have NEVER guessed that they were.

Just remember there is a television show devoted to this topic:   I didn't know I was pregnant!

Check it out sometime...it's an eye opener.

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News from My Sources...oops...I meant Experts

So many of you are aware that I now have "sources" or experts as I like to prefer to call them.  Because they are more expert than true sources since they have no direct contact with Rob or Kris.

A little bit of background without giving away who they are.  They are fans.  They have been following my blog for a time and frankly they weren't convinced at first.   But they decided that they would use their unique skills to either prove me wrong or prove me right.

So...they got to work.

I had no idea that this was going on.  I didn't find out until I got this information from one of them.

June 17th...

I received a message that they had found proof that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were in fact married.    As I mentioned, they had not been convinced that I was right.  So to say that they were beyond excited to have discovered this information is putting it just a bit mildly.

I believe that this is an apt depiction of one of their reactions when they discovered the information.

I will not give all the details...that is between myself, my experts and RK's business to share or not as they see fit!

I will share this...I wasn't 100% convinced that this information was on the up and up.  But when my experts shared the details and were willing to talk to me over the phone, I knew that the likelihood that they were on the up & up was great.

June 21st

Same experts shared via email and a phone conversation confirmation of the birth of the baby.  This information I will admit is not as concrete as the marriage information.  We have not found a birth certificate.  This is impossible to get being that none of us are the parents of said child.   But what they were able to find was almost as good if not better in my book.

This information convinced me that I was right in my Coincidence & the Obvious post that the baby is indeed a girl!  Also I will share that based on the information the baby looks to have been born somewhere the week of Easter...though we did not get a firm date.  So again...my timeline that I posed in Tales from the Darkside Vol. VII was spot on except for the confusion/misdirection we were handed when she began filming American Ultra.

At this time...What I believe happened is that American Ultra production knew very well that Kristen was pregnant and how far along she would be when they wanted to start filming.  They obviously wanted her bad enough for the role that they were willing to accommodate her and her due date.  I think that this helps to explain why the production was longer than your typical indie shoot!  I believe due to the evidence that we have that she started production the first of April (we got pix from NOLA) and then wrapped up her first part of filming on April 17th which was when we got pix of her at the airport filming scenes there.  I wouldn't even be surprised if she had her bags packed and left directly from the airport after the director yelled "cut/that's a wrap for today" and winged her way back to LA to await the birth of her daughter.  Oh...yeah...I'll share this to, the baby was born in L.A.  Like mother, like daughter....LOL

I then believe it likely that Kristen did not return to set until the week of Cannes.  We heard that there was a reporter that was going to interview them on set Monday, May 19th.  So I'm pretty damn certain that Kristen was in town for Rob's birthday and more than likely was the one that threw him the party at CM.  After returning to set, she probably stayed a few days to film and this was one of the reasons that there were questions about whether she was going to be able to make it to Cannes or not and probably why she didn't make it to Cannes until a few hours prior to the red carpet event.

Based on this...The Met Gala was Kristen's first appearance about 2 weeks after giving birth.  And for the pregnancy police/moral brigade, it is my understanding that Kristen was required to attend The Met Gala as part of her contract with Chanel.

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More from my Experts!

As my relationship with my experts continued I put them to the test and asked them to do a few favors for me.  And their assistance has been greatly appreciated and has paid off in spades!

First I asked them to take a look at this pic for me....

Is this Kristen?

Do you all remember this pic??  It came out June of 2013 after the "fake-up"

Well..everybody and their brother swore this was not Kristen.

Well guess what?!

Yep...I think y'all guessed where this is headed.  I was right when I said I was certain this was Kristen.  My experts analyzed the photo and determined that it is indeed Kristen Stewart.

Is this RK??

per my experts:

Taco pics: 98.690% female in white shirt is Kristen. 82.444% male in dark clothing with black hat is Rob. Percentage sounds low for Rob but considering line thru pic, it's actually very high.

Is this Rob?

This is a pic from the wedding that we know for certain Suzie attended in London in September and  someone identified as possibly being Rob...I thought maybe so and then I thought maybe not...so I shared with my experts and...

Sorry Charlie's....

Per my experts:

No, sorry, not Rob.  Nothing in the face matches up.  Interestingly enough, this guy's fingers have measurements that come real close to Rob's regarding length but width is way off.  Don't know who thought it was Rob but the computer dinged pretty fast, saying there was no match. Anatomically, nothing showed a similarity.

I just have to add...though this is not Rob.  I have no doubt whatsoever that Rob and Kristen attended his cousins wedding...take that however you'd like to take it... 

4th of July pix...

per my experts:

BTW, someone mentioned the man sitting in the chair in the blue board shorts was Rob's dad.  It's not. We have several photos of Richard and even though we don't have his face in this pic, which would be ideal, we can estimate his height, his body structure and skin tone.  None of those match Richard Pattinson. 

Because there were ppl originally saying this was a NotRob...I asked and quickly got confirmation that it was indeed Rob as I suspected.  Then I got the full pic that showed a woman sitting near Rob and forwarded it back to my experts asking if it was Kristen and....

per my experts:

To be honest, I'm actually surprised with the results.  Not that I didn't think it was Kristen but this is a very tough one to work with. 

Regarding individual to left and partially obstructed by wicker type structure, it is a 86.0099% match to Kristen J Stewart.

While the percentage seems on the low side, due to partial and obstructed views, giving only a minimal right side profile as well as an unfocused and limited view of right eye, these results are considered to be an absolute match.

Several perspectives were taken into consideration, including height, body build and skin tone. Hair color cannot be considered due to over 82% being obstructed due to frontal structure as well as time of day, taking into account the trajectory of sunlight, giving a possible inaccurate hue of individuals hair texture as well as color.

And because ppl were giving me such crap regarding these results they were offended that their expertise was under scrutiny and gave me even more information to share...

Viewing subject previously identified at Kristen J Stewart, upon closer look at scalp hair, it has a darker tone.  Looking at hair length, you see nothing but an almost "white" hue.  This is literally called "white out". It happens when the flash of a camera or the direction of the sun or a strong light hits the subjects hair directly.  You get nothing but a bright white color, preventing you from seeing subjects true hair color.  In contrast, looking at subject previously identified as Robert Pattinson, his hair has the hue of a dark brown and as is widely known, Mr. Pattinson does not have naturally dark brown hair.

I have compared this "white out" in the 7/4 pics to several photos from KS at her appearance in Cannes.  Though her hair was down and obviously a bright red tone, there are areas of her hair that take on a bright white tone.  Again, this is "white out".  

I believe the point has been proven.

Regarding the dating of photos.  It is a process called chronographing and when photos are scanned for facial recognition, it is automatically checked for dating.  We will never get an exact date but when a photo is older than 6-8 months, we know.

I can say with 100% accuracy, the photos in question do not exceed dating of 6-8 months, thus making them recent.  Another hint is the tinsel type decoration wrapped around the wicker structure.  In researching this, it was found to be a common decoration used during any holiday denoting an American celebration, such as July 4, being that the tinsel was of a red/white/blue color pattern.

If necessary, I could provide much more technical evidence but in reading some viewers responses and comments, I don't believe they would understand.

pool party pix 

Is this RK?

This pic came to my attention via a follower's...Lady T...she knew that if anyone could confirm that RK were at this party together.  I had the peeps to do it!

Per my experts:

In the above questioned photos, focus was primarily on the two white circled areas. (In the original pic I sent...they were circled in white) Considering the circle on the left: it is with a 98.009% conclusive result that the person in question (dark ball cap, white tank type shirt) is that of Kristen J Stewart.  Considering the circle on the right:  it is with a 96.778% conclusive result that the person in question (dark ball cap worn backwards, dark short sleeve t shirt) is that of Robert Pattinson.

The above result was conclusively reached by standard forensic facial recognition.  

Is this Rob?

This is the only evidence that the trashtoids and the haters were able to come up with to link Rob & Dylan Penn together.  Let's see how this worked out for them shall we?

Per my experts:

Regarding the above picture on the left, focus was primarily on second subject from left.  It is with a conclusive result of less than 2.003% that this individual is Robert Pattinson.  

I also scanned the subject on the far left as well as the far right.  At this time, there is no recognition in databank of either individual. Which means, subjects are considered "unknowns".

Conclusive results were reached by standard facial recognition.

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So there you have it my dear minions...I do now have experts assisting me when their unique talents are needed.  They haven't been with me for very long...but their input has been a godsend.   They have confirmed my theory and helped us determine that Rob and Kristen may be avoiding the paps but they are "hiding" in plain sight.  I do believe that as long as I don't inundate them with too much stuff and respect their right to their anonymity that they will continue to assist me as needed as we go forward. I also have little doubt that Rob and Kristen have gotten very good at giving the paps the slip...but it doesn't seem to be keeping them from going to parties and hanging out with their friends and just living their lives.  

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Bloggers Note:

I do have to make one small point... if you come to me and tell me that you've been on vacation and you want me to catch you up on what's been happening while you've been away...just know that you are on your own.  Make sure that you note where you left off on my blog prior to leaving town.... I'm happy that you got to get away from it all, but I have no sympathy for you and while you were gone, I was here updating my blog everyday in addition to running my business.  Do you really think it's fair to ask me to take additional time out of my day to catch you up on all that you may have missed while you got to go and have fun.  While I for one say NO!  Sorry, but I just had to say this.

Take Out the Troll Trash Tuesday

Hello my sweets...

I've decided to start taking out my Troll Trash on Tuesdays....

Here are the trolls I'm personally taking on....I'm still forwarding some trolls directly to trashdaze....

why you get so mad? to me you are a smart and i think educated person just dont let those people upset you give them a yes or a not thats it and everything will be ok but btw the people helping you on that daze think are the trashy mouth in all the blogs they are up there with the stupid nonies just want to tell you that ok? keep yuo like you realy are precise and honest

Don't let this troll fool you she is in fact a troll and not a fan! I've tagged her ass on my tracker! nice try my dear, but you are what you are!

As for being mad, I think you are mistaking your own emotions for mine...I'm not mad at all!  LOL

Hey...we've talked about this..it's really a bad idea for you all to look in the mirror, y'all know that self-reflections is not your strong suit! Do yourself a favor and go back to this!

Mama the trolls are trying to plant doubt. Ignore them.

Not my first rodeo and I'll deal with trolls as I see fit...

With as quiet as it's been this week, we've gotten nothing from both Rob and Kristen I am laughing my ass off at the trolls melt down!

Not just the ones that are coming to me but also the ones going after Martin Katz one of the producers of Maps to the Stars that had the gall, the GALL to mention Kristen's name along with Rob in his twitter about Cannes.  You all just proved how immature and ridiculous that you really are.  Seriously, you are going to to go after a producer of Martin Katz caliber???

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So you think Rob is in LA cause of K? LOL. He has his reps there..he can be in business meetings and preparing for a new film. If he has absolutely nothing to do, then why isn't he visiting K in NOLA? Huh??? Please enlighten me..

Oh darling..let me please enlighten you and thank you so much for giving me this opportunity!

First of all, I'm not the one that ever claimed that Rob was moving anywhere...several robssessed came to me several times to tell me that Rob WAS in London that there were TWEETS cause we all know that TWEETS is proof!  So is Rob in LA preparing for a new movie??? Hmmmmm??? I think NOT...we just got word that he dropped out of Mission Blacklist and that was rumoured to start the end of April...not 100% certain that this was accurate information, but now he's out and they say they are going to start in the fall, but at this point Rob has other movies lined up so there may remain a conflict.  He currently has lined up Childhood of a Leader which has moved from a May start to July and Lost City of Z, in Rob's new interview he's said that it's been pushed to January and finally Hold on to Me again no start date....

so why oh why is little Rob not working right now???

And you say he's not been to NOLA but I have it on good authority, authority that I take seriously, that he has been in NOLA and no my source is not another blogger, but I believe her none-the-less!  You are aware that there are planes and that we have seen little to none of Rob since he's been back in LA since he's wrapped LIFE.  We saw him at Coachella and we got a few fan pix but that's about it....lots of time in between all of those sightings for him to have come and gone from NOLA!  And interesting that we've seen little to none of Kristen as well...hmmmm????

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I'm not a "nonnie", but am still puzzled by your logic. You can't prove for certain that someone plans to move until they announce it and/or they actually move no more than you can prove that someone is pregnant until they announce it and/or have a baby. A belly that comes and goes and that no one else in Hollywood sees is not valid proof. You're arguments and rebuttals are so frustrating because they make no sense rationally and are so incredibly inconsistent. Just sharing constructive crit.

First...you may not be a nonnie but you are obviously a troll...

Not sure what your point is about the move...I am making fun of the ppl that came to me telling me that Rob was moving to London, that Rob was only in LA until he finished filming Life and then would immediately be leaving with his parents to move back to London.  I think that I'm perfectly in my right since they came to me with that shit that I get to crow for a bit!  I didn't go looking for that information that information was given to me!  LMFAO!

As I've said more time than I can count, I post my theories about babygate on my blogs.  I didn't send out an engraved invitation to you all to come shit on my parade...you chose to do that all on your own.  So if you want to come to me and take a crap on me and the other darksiders than you get what you deserve.

As for a belly that comes and goes!

I give you this!

This is all I need.

And for me to receive constructive criticism I need to actually respect the person that is sharing it and for it to be constructive it needs to be specific and because I don't live in your reality I'm never going to make sense to you.  But to fellow darksiders they see the the common sense that I share in my posts daily!

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Ok, I fucking love Kristen Stewart, but seriously stop with the pregnancy shit. If she was pregnant, we'd know right away.

 Really??? One of the most private couples to come out of Hollywood in a long time and we are going to know RIGHT away when she's pregnant?  Please pray tell us all how this is going to happen... 

Please share with us your wisdom about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson and how they will deal with their *eventual* baby?  I'm serious...tell us how this is gonna go down so that we'll know RIGHT away when it *really* happens!  

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If there's one thing certain darkside it's that this is going on in trollandia!

Stay tuned for Met Gala Wrap up...I'll try to have that up by the end of the week if not sooner...

taataa...for now my dears!

Tales from the Darkside Vol. XII

Hello my fellow darksiders...

Also a warm hello to the fence-sitters, hopefully you'll be off that splintery thing soon!

And it would be remiss of me to not give a shoutout to the naysayers and the nonnies, I know you are watching and reading and dying a little bit inside everyday.  

Hmmmm??? Where to start this post???

Ahhhhh yes, I think we must start here!

Look what we got last week.  OMG, this was the best gift we darksiders have been given in months.  I heard from just a few of you regarding this video.

If you have the ability to see this on a big screen TV DO IT!

here's just a sampling of the responses I got regarding all of this....

Here's a Q that I just KNOW your readers will love! Is it possible there was a little kick happening in that bit of video capture you posted from Hollywood Reporter, showing Kristen's bump so clearly? I've seen a few people wondering about this. (Come to think of it, when DOES kicking commence?)

Hi there Mama! So I've seen a gif from the video being discussed (from around the 30 sec mark) where it looks like maybe the peanut is doing some gymnastics. It doesn't look the the breeze to me and while I've never been pregnant it reminds me of what I've seen friends experience with a sudden kick or movement from their baby. What do you think? Mad love to you Mama, thanks for always being awesome and positive <3

Also mama nails, [in the video] the fan wouldn't be blowing somebody's flesh. The baby took nice kick (we know there is a future champion in there). It was so visible & adorable, I was actually crying because of how sweet it was! Right after that kick she took a brief inhale/exhale and smirked and looked in a different direction (hence her facial expression). You do realize nothing else happened in her stomach for it to move in such a manner! Cheers mama nails! #MamaWeMadeIt Keep rambling, dear!

The fact that there was a fetus foot print on Kristen's stomach as the sweet little baby took a huge kick on her glorious stomach is beyond me. It's all in the video! Now how much do these people need to approve her pregnancy? Fuck science & stereotypes saying you have to be a watermelon pregnant lady cause that's BS! Do they want the baby to jump out of the stomach/wave so that it can be proven. Long term fans like us would know that RK are stealthy with EVERYTHING; K is concealing to conceive!

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So I posted this yesterday on my tumblr...

I thought I was being very helpful, I gave both sides an option.  Frankly, either one might be what she's wearing, but between the nonnies and the naysayers you think I might have suggested that the world was going to end that day, rather than just suggested that Kristen might have caved and been wearing a pair of maternity jeans.

I'm not going to rehash everything that I got yesterday...but here's more on

the maternity vs. skinny jeans debate:

Good golly Miss Molly, this whole "maternity jeans" debate is just plain ridiculous! It really amuses me to see people lose their fucking minds about something as silly as that! If they are, cool, if they aren't Kristen could have just as well simply switched to a bigger size! Big fucking deal! FFS, I swear this fandom will one day be the death of itself, while I'm gonna sit back and enjoy the show and the arrival of MiniKristen or MiniRob :D hugs and keep up your awesome "no BS" attitude xxx

I was doing a little csi today and found a ton of maternity pants on Nordstroms with belt loops, zippers, etc. Why oh why aren't we allowed to fix stupid! Can't wait for the littleP to show up!!! O and I am not anon...I am Nancy. :)

Mama N, Sunny from HKN here - what difference truly does it make if K is wearing maternity jeans or not : she is till busting out of her pants seams literally LOL!That tummy is getting lower and rounder does not matter what she is attired in she is growing noticeably thicker around the middle, any honest person not riddled by bias can see a little paunch forming directly under her zipper seam...Love Ya!

As usual, never answered the dotted pant/pocket issue aka Fashion Court. Just like today, Kristen is wearing the skinny jeans, she even has a belt on.

actually I had answered this, whoever just wanted to try to convince me and you all that K has on a belt today...more like her jeans are unbuttoned and partially unzipped! muahahahahha

You’re not bursting my bubble. I gave two options…

One of those options is Courtney’s pick, of course she’s going to defend herself.

I had another woman that’s in fashion that thinks the maternity ones are spot on. So…unless Kristen turns around so we can see the tag on the back of the jeans, we’ll never know for sure.

FYI…paige jeans does a maternity jean, so they could be the maternity version.

I will say this IF she is indeed wearing the regular skinny jeans they are super baggy looking on her for being “skinny jeans”

So whether maternity or regular jeans doesn’t sway me from my conclusions that baby pattz is on the way.

I truly find it humorous that this is what drove so many nuts yesterday.  I know many of you were watching and reading last night.  I'm somewhat flabbergasted by the whole thing.  But for some their world is this at the moment:

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Oh...what a day I'm having...

let's peek in on some meltdowns in action shall we?

When April 1st comes and goes without any reports of Kstew giving birth... and she shows up to the American Ultra set looking skinny and svelte, having lost this bit of weight... I'm sure you will say she had the baby and is raising it in secret with Rob! Lmao #noevidence #delusional #peoplegainweightdealwithit

people have babies too, everyday!

Oh please i'm sick of all these Kristen pregnancy rumors! Kristen is NOT pregnant.April is close and you'll see that you were obsessing about something that never existed XD

 Why do you care if I'm obsessing??

Uk I see it clearly that u Will fail on this blog I used to be on the darkside as u call it but im sure k is not pregnant I mean r u kidding me??look at her!!as u say she must be on her 8th or 9th month and its impossible all I see is her just gaining some waight I never saw anybody on their 8th month this small (disclaimer..I copied this ask as is..I did not make any edits to it one way or the other! lol)

What do you say my minions...IF I turn out to be wrong about babygate, is my blog a fail??

Couple things. Kristen and Rob have NOT been together 6 years. It's four years at most. Where do you get six? Second of all, what do you have to nit pick every single ounce of information about Kristen to prove that a.) Her and Rob are still together and b.) she is pregnant? If you think it's true then great but why do you HAVE to get people to think so too? Are you that unsure of it you need it proven to you every single day? (P.S: Kristen's not pregnant. Your going to look like a tool.)

Hmmm, I've been accused of not being able to do math.  Though we'll never know officially when Rob and Kristen became RK...we do know that they met in 2008.  It is now 2014.  Let me see, let me see...

That's right, I need to use subtraction, right Pooh Bear?  Soooo that means I need to subtract..wait, I think I can get this.. 

Ohhhh yeah...subtract 2008 from 2014

so....2014-2008 = 6 

OMG!!! I'm right!

I was worried there for a minute that I forgot how to subtract, thank god that I'm not dumb after all.

So..we all know that Rob and Kristen met 6 years ago, so they may not have become what they are today upon initial meeting, (though close to it, I'd say).  

That was the start of their love story, like it or not!

Anon..it's funny that you are so concerned about me "why do you HAVE to get people to think so too." but it is ppl like you that come to me and challenge my "theory" that have made my blog what it is today.  I suggest if you think I'm a tool that you find another blog to troll through, because I'm too big a loser for you.

And you know what, if I look like a tool when this is all done, so be it. I've had fun every step of the way. And met some fucking fantastic ladies and a few gents along the way! But the longer this goes on the more certain I am that I'm right.

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But let's change gears shall we?

We got some new pictures today!

How can Kristen gain weight in only her breasts, stomach and thighs, but not her face? That's some kind of crazy voodoo. Wish K would let us in on that secret. She could save women a lot of money from having to get unnecessary boob jobs since she's clearly able to gain weight only in the areas she chooses.

It looks like Kristen's carrying long and wide, if you get what I mean. Do you think so too?

Maybe there's a chance Kristen has a deep pelvis ( of course we don't know) more room, and with the baby's head "dropping". Don't know just a suggestion. ;)

Omg just saw the new photo's of K on set. hellloooooooo sweetP!

Did you see the pictures of Kristen arriving on set today? (March 18) They're kinda blurry, but look at her stomach + it looks a little weird with her pants!! Ahhh it's so exciting! I love your blog btw, I check it all the time to see if there's anything new, hahah - stay awesome! :)


After today's photos, all the people are saying that K is gaining weight for her movies XD. But no, the baby is growing every day :'). As more time passes is impossible to deny. I'm so happy Baby is coming :) :) :) :')

Okay..let's think about this.  IF Kristen needed to gain weight for this role, then why is she hiding her body?  She wouldn't be covering herself up so much.  She would be proud that she was able to do what was needed for the role.  But instead, she's doing everything she can to hide her body, particularly her middle!

They've been trying to pull the gaining weight for a role since her body started to change back while she was filming Clouds of Sils Maria.  

You don't gain weight while you are filming!

Unless you can't help it!

As for her role as Lydia in Still Alice, she's playing a young aspiring actress, nope, no weight gain needed for that role!

And...Phoebe in American Ultra? Yeah...not buying that one either!

I've no doubt that Kristen will do what's necessary for a part, and if gaining weight is necessary she'll do it, though I think under any other circumstance it would be difficult for her to do so. But she'd do the best she could. I mean really, in the grand scheme of things she's not put on that much weight! She looks fucking fantastic and I don't think she has anything to hide, and yet she's hiding...

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WAIT! Isn't this going to be the first grandchild on BOTH sides?!!!!!

Yep!  that's right, The Stewart/Pattinson clan will be welcoming a new member to it's ranks pretty damn soon!

the only question is...will it be a girl or a boy??

You can vote in several polls I've created.

So far baby girl is winning but just barely.

April seems to be winning as far as when sweetP will be born.

Most of you think that Rob and Kristen have been married for awhile now.

And most of you joined the darkside while Kristen was filming Clouds of Sils Maria.

go vote!

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Momma, how do you think they will announce the baby? I mean eventually the media will spot them. Will they continue to hide or come out and make a statement? The pride they feel for having a beautiful baby may overwhelm the need to hide, no? Cyncabc

This does seem to be the $64M question.  When will Rob and Kristen make an announcement, or better yet, WILL they???

Damn I wish I had an answer to this.  I've been going back and forth on this for some time.  I wonder if they were planning on making an announcement earlier thinking that Kristen would start showing more.  But surprise, surprise, she's carrying very small and as we all know there are a lot of ppl that have no clue that she's pregnant.  

So, I'm of two minds, one that they won't announce at all.  We will just have to wait for the pix to come out of the happy family when they are out and about some day.  OR they might make an announcement after Kristen wraps up her filming Still Alice.  

(possibly American Ultra if I've totally gotten the timeline wrong on when little SweetP is going to enter the world.)

I don't think that Kristen would want the information out to the media while she's still filming.  The papz are bad enough as it is, can you imagine how they would be if they actually had confirmation that she's pregnant?

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and in closing...

I have to say I feel for the non-believers.

They are missing out on one of the best things to happen to this fandom since probably Cannes2012 or maybe October2012!

I'm just so thrilled to have you all to enjoy this with!  So thank you for making my day and being as thrilled about this as I am!

So in closing I share this little video in hopes that we can all just come together!

But if not...this one still works for me!

I want to say a special thanks to HKN for her embracing my little blog and not feeling that I was horning in on her turf.  I also want to thank all the Havenettes that come by my tumblr and blogspot to visit, love you all.

 (well not the trolls so much!)

And thank you all for the well wishes on my upcoming trip.  I hope that this post can keep you satisfied somewhat until my return.  I'll do my best to keep up with asks that warrant immediate attention, but some may just have to wait until the next Darkside installment.